Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Positive thinking for success
Golden words of Martin Luther King --
" if you cannot fly ----- run !
if you cannot run ----- walk !
if you cannot even walk ----- crawl ! .
But, whatever you do, keep MOVING .
----------- These are really very positive motivating words. And, if you really follow such a pattern in life, there shall be total success and happiness.
In fact, END is not an end at all. It is acronym for Effort Never Dies.
Always be positive and think positive. Good LUCK.
!
" if you cannot fly ----- run !
if you cannot run ----- walk !
if you cannot even walk ----- crawl ! .
But, whatever you do, keep MOVING .
----------- These are really very positive motivating words. And, if you really follow such a pattern in life, there shall be total success and happiness.
In fact, END is not an end at all. It is acronym for Effort Never Dies.
Always be positive and think positive. Good LUCK.
!
Saturday, August 23, 2008
a small tidbit to relieve you of the stress.
The fat man and his wife were returning to their seats in the theater after the intermission. "Did I tread on your toes as I went out?" he asked a man at the end of the row."You did!~" replied the other grimly, expecting an apology.The fat man turned to his wife. "All right dear," he said, "this is our row."
Monday, August 4, 2008
Just a few jokes for you to relax....
One of the major embarrassments to which lecturers are submitted is the
audience's looking at their watches. When asked if he foundthe ordeal
particularly trying, a great speaker replied:"NO!, NOT until they start shaking them!"
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A drunk, armed with coins, entered an Automat, stopped in front of the
slot marked 'Ham Sandwich.' He dropped in two coins and got a sandwich.
He dropped in two more coins and out came another sandwich. After he
had dropped coins and collected about 20 ham sandwiches, someone
suggested. "Hey, don't you think you've had enough?"The drunk replied: "I should QUIT now? nOW--WHEN I am on a winning
streak?"
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"Didyou get home all right last night, sir?" enquired the street car
conductor one morning to one of his regular passengers. "Ofcourse. But, why do you ask?""well, when you got up and gave the lady your seat last night, you were
the only two people on the car!"
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An excited Army recruit asked his company commander for an immediate
leave/furlough-- his wife was going to have a baby. Permission was
granted. and, just when the papers were being drawn up, the officer
casually asked exactly when the baby was due. " About NINE MONTHS after
I go home, Sir!!" came the reply.
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When a sailor at a Canteen complained about a sore throat, a solicitous
hostess asked, "Have you ever tried gargling with salt water?""You're asking me? -- Who has been torpedoed three times?"
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audience's looking at their watches. When asked if he foundthe ordeal
particularly trying, a great speaker replied:"NO!, NOT until they start shaking them!"
----------------
A drunk, armed with coins, entered an Automat, stopped in front of the
slot marked 'Ham Sandwich.' He dropped in two coins and got a sandwich.
He dropped in two more coins and out came another sandwich. After he
had dropped coins and collected about 20 ham sandwiches, someone
suggested. "Hey, don't you think you've had enough?"The drunk replied: "I should QUIT now? nOW--WHEN I am on a winning
streak?"
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"Didyou get home all right last night, sir?" enquired the street car
conductor one morning to one of his regular passengers. "Ofcourse. But, why do you ask?""well, when you got up and gave the lady your seat last night, you were
the only two people on the car!"
--------------------
An excited Army recruit asked his company commander for an immediate
leave/furlough-- his wife was going to have a baby. Permission was
granted. and, just when the papers were being drawn up, the officer
casually asked exactly when the baby was due. " About NINE MONTHS after
I go home, Sir!!" came the reply.
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When a sailor at a Canteen complained about a sore throat, a solicitous
hostess asked, "Have you ever tried gargling with salt water?""You're asking me? -- Who has been torpedoed three times?"
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Monday, July 28, 2008
If GOD could SMS us back....
If GOD could SMS us back....
(This is an extract local NEWSPAPER published in 2005, quoting some net-based article.)
GOD: Hi, What is it about that you called me?
HUMAN SAMPLE: Called you? No, who is this?
God: This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So, I thought I will chat with you.
H.S: Sure, I pray. Just makes me feel good. Actually, am busy now. In the midst of a meeting, you know.
GOD: What are you busy with? Ants are busy too.
H.S: Don't know. But I can't find free time. Life has become hectic. It's rush hour all the time.
God: Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results. Activity Consumes time. PRODUCTIVITY frees it.
H.S: But, I still can't figure it out. By the way, I was not expecting YOU to buzz me on the Short message service.
God: Well, I wanted to help you resolve your fight for time by giving you some clarity. I wanted to reach you through the medium you are comfortable with.
H.S: Tell me, why has life become so complicated?
God: Stop analyzing life. Just LIVE it. Analysis is what makes it complicated.
H.S: Why are we then constantly unhappy?
God: Your today is the tomorrow that you are worried about yesterday. You are worrying because the act of worrying has become a habit. That's why you are not happy.
H.S: But how can we not worry when there is so much uncertainty?
-------------------------BEEP ------------- SORRY, NETWORK CONNECTION FAILED. please retry after sometime. ----------(will continue soon)
(This is an extract local NEWSPAPER published in 2005, quoting some net-based article.)
GOD: Hi, What is it about that you called me?
HUMAN SAMPLE: Called you? No, who is this?
God: This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So, I thought I will chat with you.
H.S: Sure, I pray. Just makes me feel good. Actually, am busy now. In the midst of a meeting, you know.
GOD: What are you busy with? Ants are busy too.
H.S: Don't know. But I can't find free time. Life has become hectic. It's rush hour all the time.
God: Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results. Activity Consumes time. PRODUCTIVITY frees it.
H.S: But, I still can't figure it out. By the way, I was not expecting YOU to buzz me on the Short message service.
God: Well, I wanted to help you resolve your fight for time by giving you some clarity. I wanted to reach you through the medium you are comfortable with.
H.S: Tell me, why has life become so complicated?
God: Stop analyzing life. Just LIVE it. Analysis is what makes it complicated.
H.S: Why are we then constantly unhappy?
God: Your today is the tomorrow that you are worried about yesterday. You are worrying because the act of worrying has become a habit. That's why you are not happy.
H.S: But how can we not worry when there is so much uncertainty?
-------------------------BEEP ------------- SORRY, NETWORK CONNECTION FAILED. please retry after sometime. ----------(will continue soon)
Sunday, July 27, 2008
KEEP TRYING TO IMPROVISE AND KEEP DOING
Last night, after my routine reading, I was not yet prepared to go to sleep. So, at random, I picked up a book of anecdotes. Here is what that I read:
The chewing gum KING - The GREAT William Wrigley was once riding a train with a friend, who asked him why he continued to spend so much of money on advertisements and publicity."Your gum is known all over the world," - "Why don't you save the millions you are spending on sales promotion?" he was asked.
Mr. Wrigley could not answer immediately. He thought for a moment and asked," How fast is this train going?""About 60 miles an hour (speed)", the friend replied. "Then." asked Mr.Wrigley, "why doesn't the railway company remove the engine and let the train travel on its own momentum?"
-------Friends, ALWAYS KEEP TRYING TO IMPROVISE AND KEEP DOING. You will soon be successful - VERY SUCCESSFUL.
Goodluck and Godspeed.
The chewing gum KING - The GREAT William Wrigley was once riding a train with a friend, who asked him why he continued to spend so much of money on advertisements and publicity."Your gum is known all over the world," - "Why don't you save the millions you are spending on sales promotion?" he was asked.
Mr. Wrigley could not answer immediately. He thought for a moment and asked," How fast is this train going?""About 60 miles an hour (speed)", the friend replied. "Then." asked Mr.Wrigley, "why doesn't the railway company remove the engine and let the train travel on its own momentum?"
-------Friends, ALWAYS KEEP TRYING TO IMPROVISE AND KEEP DOING. You will soon be successful - VERY SUCCESSFUL.
Goodluck and Godspeed.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
FIVE RULES to persons who say "I'm too busy"
Now, you are just about to click away from this page.Your reason: "There are well too many stories like this. And, I am too busy for this sort of stuff." And for you... I will give you simple tricks to find TIME to read through this blog.. and post your comment. A very famous book quotes the following FIVE RULES to persons who say "I'm too busy."
1. Cut down some time on your conversations of the day. Make your conversations SNAPPY. Avoid a lot of hems and haws. Get to the point in fast time.
1. Cut down some time on your conversations of the day. Make your conversations SNAPPY. Avoid a lot of hems and haws. Get to the point in fast time.
2. Try to help the listener with your conversation. Don't take time belittling things or people. It might also start prolonged arguments. All waste of valuable time.
3. Keep changing your conversation constantly. The same old dialogues and topics - day in and day out - will bore your listeners. Vary your conersation frequently.
4. **** Don't act smart and clever. This starts arguments. It hurts the listeners. And, people love to CRUCIFY smart-alecks and know-it-alls. All of this eats up valuable time of the day.
5. Always say something appreciating the others. Then leave. This leaves a fine taste behind you. Protects your retreat. Paves way for a fresh opening the next time.
Observe these rules of conversation, and you would find lots of time to enhance your skills. AND to be SUCCESSFUL.
Goodluck and Godspeed.
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